What was it my doctor told me? Oh right. I had collapsed arches. Especially my left foot–landslide o’ flesh. I should just accept it. Wear arch-supporting orthotics and ugly, clunky shoes for the rest of my life. What’s that, you wanted to start training in those crazy barefoot shoes when you get better? Don’t make me laugh, girl. You’ve got crap for arches. You’re always going to have crap for arches.
I BUILT THEM BACK UP, MOTHERFUCKER.