Cut because some of you haven’t played DA2.
Husband: So, Anders definitely just blew up the Chantry.
Me: Yup. What’d you do?
H: Sided with the mages.
M: No, I mean with him. Anders.
H: What do you mean, do?
M: Did you kill him? I killed him.
H: You killed him?! I thought you liked him!
M: I did! I was sleeping with him.
H: And you–
M: Uh huh. Newsflash: I don’t care if you’re a goddamned Adonis, you kill a fuckton of innocent people and you are dead to me. You’re on notice!
H: Yeesh, I guess.
M: Weren’t you just saying how you didn’t understand how people liked him after this game?
H: Yeah, but…you killed him!
M: Mm hmm. Figure out a way to say the death of every lowly scribe, cook, maid, novice and page-boy in that building was justified. Then we’ll talk.