memo

Dear Nose,


If you want to stay on my face,
You’d better get your shit together
And stop getting stuffed up
And oozing
And waking me up in the middle of the goddamn night
To remind me you are there.
You’re on notice.

Signed,

Your benefactress and overlord
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