#booktrolling

Some books should just not be explained when you’re tryingtofinishthemohmygodwhy.

Husband *peering over top of book*: And then the captor said to the prince, why are you holding a loaf of bread?

Me: Shut up.

Husband: And the prince replied, that’s not a loaf of bread, that’s my penis.

Me: Shut UP.

Husband: And the captor replied, I know.

Me: I’M TRYING TO READ HERE OKAY?!

Husband: And he continued, but then why are you buttering it?

Me: OUT. NOW.

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